fake

fake
1. (fake) (2885↑, 710↓)
if your bitch moans and looks you in the eye its fake
2. (fake) (1041↑, 220↓)
A person, the vast majority of the time a female, who acts too nice to be real in order to lure in pathetic dopes and use/betray them, frequently crushing the victim's soul in the process. Symptoms of fakeness include wearing a huge, [phony], [Botox]-looking smile the entire time, saying "Hiiiiii\! How are you\!" a lot, using an overly sweet tone of voice that's so dripping with sap it makes you want to vomit, and just generally being overly perky all the time. A fake chooses her victims very carefully, usually very naive individuals, waits until the victim has divulged their deepest, darkest secrets, then spreads them all over the school and makes sure the victim is absolutely miserable. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.

A fake meeting her victim: Fake: Hiiiiiii\! You look really lonely. Do you need a friend? You can trust me with anything. Victim: That would be really nice...I never have had any real friends before. Fake (under breath): Ha\! She took the bait\! THIS is gonna be good\!

3. (fake) (924↑, 311↓)
Something that isn't real, even if you want it to be real through wishful thinking.

Lindsay Lohan's boobs are totally fake.

4. (fake) (641↑, 187↓)
1.) The opposite of real, genuine or proven. 2.) Sometimes applied to people who are accused of being something they are not. See [poser].

A Cubic Zirconium is a fake diamond. You are such a fake. Give me that microphone before you choke on it.

5. (fake) (420↑, 233↓)
not real

ja rule

6. (fake) (212↑, 59↓)
Internet Forums' new curse word used to describe remotely ANY possible video on the internet. The level of negative energy that is emitted by FAKE is comparable as that to an annoying movie goer who spoils the movie that you watch, or the viewer who spoils the magic trick that you see, or the viewer who suffers from an inferiority complex and copes by demeaning the essence of any form of media by babbling of how something is fake.

"Omg, did you see the guy who was shot in the face? That was so fake\!" "I saw this vid where someone threw his monitor down 2 floors. That was so FAKE\!" "I just saw a video about anything. that was so FAKE\!" "Did you see the video about the cat who chased the ball? That was so FAKE\! They dubbed in the ball with a greenscreen\! See? You can see the lines\!\!\!\!\!1111"

7. (fake) (193↑, 80↓)
One who takes innumerable amounts of pictures of oneself (see: [picture whore]) in an attempt to appear naturally [photogenic], and be able to conceal one's true mood or feelings towards another individual or [clique].

Tom: Man, that Courtney girl is totally into the same shit as me, and she's [smokin] too\! Roy: Ah dude, forget about it, she's fake. Tom: Oh. Damn.

Author: lmaobourghini http://fake.urbanup.com/1794221
8. (Fake) (97↑, 5↓)
Someone who acts fake is someone who talks shit about a certain person, and then when that certain person is around they are nice to them

Becky- I love how last night Tiffany And Devonann were talking shit about Rachel, and now they are over their hugging her and laughing with her. Stevie- Yeha poor Rachel doesn't know that those bitches are totally fake to her

Author: Kirk Sobject http://fake.urbanup.com/1572631
9. (Fake) (74↑, 10↓)
Someone who spends all there time, and everyone else's pretending to be something way better than what they truly are. Constantly annoying.

Two Words: Miley Cyrus. Fake\!Fake\!Fake\!

Author: Phychic Master http://fake.urbanup.com/3158141
10. (fake) (75↑, 20↓)
a person that ISNT REAL they fake who they are and not all the time but sometimes stab you in the fikken back. its what alot of people cant stand. THEY ARE USUALLY LIARS everyone deals through them during their life

person 1: i cant stand fakes faker: i know they are so contarded (plasticly) mom: how was everything? faker: i told you to shut up\! (MEAN)

Author: iiZZY BiiZZY BELLY http://fake.urbanup.com/2340127
11. (fake) (60↑, 16↓)
a person who tries to act cool but never realizes how foolish they're acting. they may think everyone likes them, but don't know that every one of her "friends" are talking shit about her behind that persons back and are using them for their money or car then tells them way later that no one likes them to make them feel like fucken shit. by the way, you fuckers who wait till the last fucken minute to tell them no one likes them are even worse.

"omg that girls such a fake, maybe if she stopped trying to be cool ppl WOULD be cool with her"

Author: jycottonmouth http://fake.urbanup.com/2381669
12. (fake) (49↑, 22↓)
A person who pretends to like/listen to others as long as they can get something from them. Does nothing for anyone. When called on for doing something fake, can play innocent and act like the victim.

Person 1 "Your so fake, when is the last time you did anything for anybody but yourself?" Fakey "I'm sorry, I thought we were friends." alternatively "Here's five bucks."

Author: Joe Malarney http://fake.urbanup.com/1670236
13. (fake) (40↑, 17↓)
A person who tries to act like something they're not. A [poser] or a [fraud].

"Oh my god, that scene girl is so hottt." "Dude, she's fake."

Author: sheispatheticx http://fake.urbanup.com/2086093
14. (fake) (25↑, 5↓)
Someone who makes fun of someone for somethin important and thinks theyre cool but when someone big's around then theyre scared

Fake Girl: Shut up white boy you think ur cool but u aint\! Big Black Guy: whatchu say to him? Fake Girl: Nothin (Scared)

15. (fake) (25↑, 11↓)
a person who conforms to a particular subculture to appear a certain way in order to please their peers. they are usually too one-dimensional and superficial to realize this. often times due to their compliance they cannot think for themselves which is what results in their shallowness. although somtimes they are deep and interesting but you have to peel back the layers of makeup and mascara to get to the real person. but most of the time their more shallow than a kiddy-pool.

nick-damn dude sara got so hot ever since she started wearing make up. jon- no dude she just does that because shes shallow and one d and does it so she can be a socialite. stay with jennie. nick- yea dude your totally right sara makes me sick due to her fakeness. jennie is sincere and sweet and always has my back. once again u saved my back [broski]

Author: laxerwitdabrosgentwitdahoes http://fake.urbanup.com/4007148
16. (Fake) (18↑, 5↓)
1. To conceal the defects of or make appear more attractive, interesting, valuable, etc., usually in order to deceive. 2. A wannabe, or poser.

That kid is so fake, just like David Colin.

17. (fake) (41↑, 31↓)
A punk ass person who does not do what he says he is going to do

That fake punk did'nt show up yester day so i jumped him

18. (Fake) (13↑, 4↓)
A girl who tends to date younger men...i mean boys.. a cougar but not hot...definatly not hot

random 1: why do u have a car seat in your car? random 2: its for my boyfriend Random 1: oh...your such a fake

Author: Hlobo Sasnal http://fake.urbanup.com/5018900
19. (Fake) (15↑, 6↓)
Though also applied to bitches who [bail out] going to the movies one night. A faker is also applied to those on the internet who commit the act of [Identity Theft]. Usually scene kids and emo kids are hit as they are the "in" thing (or obscenely hot [whores] or traps such as Izzy Hilton), the faker assumes their identity, claiming [internet boyfriend]s/girlfriends. Compliments. Also creating enemies for the victim of the theft. Fakes are able to obtain [n00ds] from various people by using this method and/or crushing people and their trust/making a complete fool out of them. [Fame] can also be obtained by using this method.

Boy 1: Woah this chick is damn fine\! Boy 2: Yeah there's around 120 different profiles using the same photo too Boy 1: Damn fakes..

Author: sammichesupindishoe http://fake.urbanup.com/4877024
20. (fake) (21↑, 12↓)
acting like something that ur not acting a differnt infront of people

billy: l hate yu audenice: ohhh johnny:ok next day billy calls johnny the next day: hey yu wanna hang out johnny:wow ur fake

21. (Fake) (10↑, 2↓)
fake Verb [faking, faked] 1. to cause something not genuine to appear real or more valuable by fraud 2. to pretend to have (an illness, emotion, etc.)

Heather is a fake

22. (Fake) (5↑, 0↓)
The new real.

That girl with the straight hair and ten pounds of make up is fake.

Author: sickofthelies http://fake.urbanup.com/5887665
23. (fake) (6↑, 1↓)
Saying you like something, just to be cool, even thought you have no idea what your talking about.

Robert: Dude i'm going to Ultra music festival for spring break i'm so pumped\!\! Andrew: Dude I wish i could go. Fake guy: lololololol Dude i love the dubsteps and the Ultras festival. Andrew: stfu

24. (fake) (4↑, 0↓)
Someone who doesn't be themselves around anyone. They try to hard to be liked and relate to you. You can tell they are fake because it seems like EVERYTHING they do is about trying to be liked.

(picture the people making those faces and things in brackets are thoughts) Person 1: i am so bad at science i know i failed that test... :( Fake Person: same here i failed it too\! :D (oh wait\!) D: Person 1: mmhmm *Get the test back* Person 1: Yup i failed it. -.- Fake Person: omg I did too\! :) (oh crap) :( *Person 1 looks over at fake person's test when they looked away for a second and it says 80%* Person 1: mmhmm...

Author: Definition Expert http://fake.urbanup.com/5965459
25. (fake) (3↑, 0↓)
a person that has no feelings. someone who if you tell them you love them it means nothing to them. also they are the most neglecting people on earth. a fake person would mimic emotion even at your death bed. a fake person loves you no more than they love there favorite tv show. the movie the matrix was based on fake people living in our world.

real person: I will always love you fake person: in one ear and out the other. real person: why don't you care about me?

26. (Fake) (3↑, 0↓)
A person that does not have a ounce of realness in there body. A fake person usually calls other people 'fake' although that is not true.

Tony: "Hey man, why are you so fake all the time?" Eric: "I'm not the fake one man, I'm real. I am too real, I don't even know how to spell fake." Tony is the 'fake.'

Author: British Logger http://fake.urbanup.com/5739067
27. (Fake) (3↑, 0↓)
Fake ass people who say they got you buy always act like they aint say it the first time.

Example: Me: Hey, when you gonna hook me up with that dvd player? Him: Yea man, I got you. Come down and bring me the money and I got you. Me: *Arrives at store, attempts to give money* Him: What do you want? I said what? No I didn't. No way go buy that shit yourself. Me: You fake as shit fag. Him: Na man, I'm never fake.

Author: Purple drank 911 http://fake.urbanup.com/5332210
28. (FAKE) (35↑, 32↓)
A 7 graphic novel long series by Sanami Matoh about two New York cops, and their intensifing relationship with eachother.

Best fucking manga EVER.

29. (Fake) (2↑, 0↓)
A word that generic, bitchy, teenage girls use to describe the same generic, bitchy, teenage girl that they hate on social networking sites such as Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr.

Generic teenager: OMG she is SOOOOO fake\!\!\!\!\! I hate her guts\!\!\!\!

Author: slutsnbublebutts http://fake.urbanup.com/6350549
30. (Fake) (2↑, 0↓)
1. Unreal or preposterous 2. A person who performs actions only to create an image.(Aka. a phony) 3. Can be applied to an action that seems false or forced.(ie. sugary "I love you" when two people cannot stand eachother)

1. That man did not fly to mars. That has to be fake. 2. She is a fake. She is just trying to be popular. 3. "Did you see how all the people in drama club hug eachother. Weren't they just fighting. That is so fake."

Author: Thouwhobangsthyheadonthewall http://fake.urbanup.com/6007579
31. (fake) (5↑, 3↓)
plastic

Lindsay Lohan: Geez Paris is so fake Nicky Hilton: takin a look at yourself lately? Paris Hilton: guys stop fighting over me im not fake im [plastic] Lindsay Lohan: =='

32. (FAKE) (14↑, 12↓)
n. a fake I.D. often and only appropriately used by underage people who wish to obtain and/or consume alcohol from a responsible vendor. fakes can be either illegally (and often crudely) manufactured or passed on from someone of age to some one who looks alike (i. e. has the same color hair).

guy 1: hey little bro, are you coming out to the bar tonight? little bro: [no dice] big bro, i don't have a fake.

33. (fake) (37↑, 35↓)
v. to seem like you intend to hook up or do something sexual but do not.

What happened with you and that girl? Man, she was faking. All the girls in this school are fakin'.

Author: peter bakke http://fake.urbanup.com/932148
34. (fake) (28↑, 26↓)
not real or non existent

pamela andersons tits

Author: nuts stapled to da rock 16 http://fake.urbanup.com/858254
35. (fake) (17↑, 16↓)
To fake in connection to photoshop To create a new image from others, most commonly used to refer to the process of creating a nude image of a person using a fully clothed image of the person and a nude image of another person. Most commonly a celebrety or well known individual. A specific version of [photoshoping] or to [phtotshop] A person who fakes is a [Faker] or [Fakir]

Fred faked Uma Thurman showing her tits\!

36. (fake) (0↑, 0↓)
1.) Unbelievable or unreal and more uncommonly: 2.) Not meeting of one's specific standards

1.) Alexa has breast implants, an orange spray tan, three inch press-on nails, false eyelashes, two pounds of eye and face makeup, bleached hair and colored contacts. These aspects would make Alexa fake in the eyes of many. 2.) Rebecca has never met Jenny. Rebecca has seen Jenny in the school hallway about twice in her lifetime. Simply because of the things Jenny says and the way she acts (mostly learned through rumors or the Internet), Rebecca finds her personality too outgoing to be real, and without knowing whether it is or not, assumes Jenny is fake. Rebecca is probably what we call [lame], [insecure] and [judgmental]. But you should still meet her in person just to make sure.

Author: Defining Your World http://fake.urbanup.com/6399947
37. (Fake) (0↑, 0↓)
Hayley Elizabeth Dixon

hayley elizabeth dixon is a stupid FAKE whore that wears too much makeup and the same outfit every day and needs a new scarf

Author: tecumseh student http://fake.urbanup.com/6270987
38. (Fake) (0↑, 0↓)
An individual who talks behind another persons back while they are not even there to defend themselves. Someone who does not value real friendship or have the balls to say things to someones face.

3 women are friends and 1 moves away to the other side of the country. The other 2 remain friends but pretend to still be friends with the one who moved away. One day the 2 of them are talking trash about the third and accidentally send it to her. When confronted they deny it's about her.....Now that is FAKE\!\!\!\!

39. (fake) (6↑, 6↓)
A gangsta who commits felonies but gets caught to many times and ends up having to find a new profession after realizing how much he sucked at the thug life.

Fake: Hey kid, the thug life is not the way to go you will end up dead or in jail. Real: Fuck you nigga just because you got caught for everything you did don't mean I'm I will. Fake: I got caught and convicted check my record bro, I'm the hardest mutha fucka you'll ever meet. Real: Only a fake gangsta like you would get caught since You brag about all the crimes you commit on urban dictionary. Fake: CHECK MY RECORD\!\! IT PROVES HOW BAD I AM\! Real: You should be on The Worlds Dumbest Criminals. Fake: What's The Worlds Dumbest Criminals? Real: You're the worlds dumbest criminal. You got caught stealing a toof brush and violated your parole remember? Fake: Going to prison makes you a real gangsta. Real: I bet you cried like a little bitch when you were there STFU.

Author: hardcorewanksta http://fake.urbanup.com/4491334
40. (Fake) (20↑, 21↓)
Describing something that is at the top level of greatness, insanity, or beauty.

Wow, did you see that dunk by Vince Carter? It was fake\! That girl is fine\! Yeah, she is pretty fake\!

Author: Justin Neffgen http://fake.urbanup.com/2478549
41. (fake) (83↑, 84↓)
Some middle class people at university. You know the ones- wear designer rags, smoke roll ups to make themselves seem proletarian, bang on about George Orwell while sneering at the people they want so hard to be like, the "commoners" due to romantic delusions of hardship. meanwhile the students from the lower orders are busy and quietly working hard to make sure they don't stay in poverty.

"Like, being poor is soooo noble...like" "Ewww, look at that ragger, bet his lone mother lives on that awful estate, Daddy told me to stay away from them, they have been known to eat babies you know".

42. (fake) (15↑, 20↓)
trying to be cool but cant

amit is fake a faggot and a queer bear

43. (Fake) (5↑, 11↓)
1. Used as a reaction to any totally crazy event. 2. Used to explain any situation that isn't going your way.

1. "I can't believe Greg hooked up with Tom last night...man that's so Fake\!\!" 2. "I asked Gretchen out last night." "Really? How'd it go?" "Go nothin'...she said no." "WHAAT? How Fake\!"

44. (fake) (13↑, 19↓)
Acting like a no-talent assclown online and pretending to have skill where none exists.

"That guy is so fake he can't stop camping\!"

45. (Fake) (7↑, 14↓)
Something that is or was awesome. (Has nothing to do with the opposite of not real)

I went to a party last night and hooked up with the hottest girl. She was fake\!

46. (Fake) (8↑, 16↓)
When a girl cancells your sex plans at the last minute, like flaking out.

"Man\! I was so mad when this girl faked on me last night\! She called and said her brother just got in town. She don't got a brother\!"

Author: Evan AKA E Dizzle http://fake.urbanup.com/1716383
47. (fake) (18↑, 28↓)
the most abnoxious and pointless word used by the female gender. Used almost as commonly by women as men use the word fuck. it is normally intertwined with some string of bitching towards another woman.

jenn is a fake whore

Author: steve nelson http://fake.urbanup.com/1413697
48. (fake) (5↑, 16↓)
Something that is awesome. Has nothing to do with not being real.

I went to a party last night and met these two chicks. I took them both home and fucked them hard. IT WAS FAKE\!

49. (fake) (9↑, 22↓)
"[Not]" or "don't." The insertion of "fake" in a sentence reverses the meaning of the sentence. Can be used like "[not]" as in Wayne's World.

I fake remember that. Yeah, that's a good idea...fake.

Author: abitbiz.com http://fake.urbanup.com/666140
50. (Fake) (2↑, 16↓)
Some bitchass redhead that wants to hide in his house all the time to escape the light. He likes telling people that they need to get layed and he likes playing Cod4

Grey: I hate my computer, its my stupid bitchass sisters\!\!\! Fake: Wow you need to get layed.....

Author: HolyUnholyMan http://fake.urbanup.com/3033661
51. (fake) (40↑, 55↓)
someone or something that is not what it seems ; a poser ; a fraud

something: a veggie burger..its not meat damnit someone: avril lavigne....shes not punk fucking a.

Author: Flemthrower http://fake.urbanup.com/159975
52. (fake) (11↑, 28↓)
fake- Unreal Not normal Substandard Mace Davis

Those cards are fake

53. (Fake) (5↑, 28↓)
Most often the singer in a bands personality.

If you kown any singers, you'll know the example.

Author: Mysterious G http://fake.urbanup.com/305586
54. (Fake) (7↑, 34↓)
KATIE MEDLICOTT (or medlicock)

"That girl is so fake"

55. (fake) (6↑, 37↓)
2 stand sum1 up

i waited 4 twenty minutes, i thot u faked on me.

56. (fake) (23↑, 60↓)
fake: see [god], its true

god is fake like everyhting else is.

Related: poser, bitch, liar, wannabe, stupid, phony, loser, gay, false, emo, slut, whore, real, fraud, lame, lie, ugly, bullshit, dumb, annoying, plastic, faux, scene, unreal, idiot, sex, fag, poseur, shit, cheap, myspace, pretend, girl, lies, crap, faker, not real, pussy, punk, facebook
Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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